Tuesday, February 9, 2016

THE BEST GIFT FOR SINGLE MEN ON VALENTINES DAY!



4 REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO BUY A FLESHLIGHT (PRONTO!)
1. IT’S THE CLOSEST THING TO A REAL VAGINA
So for years women have been known to use dildos, but it’s always been frowned upon for men to use fake vaginas (male sex toys).
However over recent years the silicone vagina itself has skyrocketed in sales… that goes for every other type of silicone sex toy on the market including the Fleshlight.
Why do you think that is? Because it’s literally the closest thing there is to a “real vagina”. For shizzle, no question. Forget your best friend Mr handy, you won’t go back once you feel the texture of silicone on your cock.
2. YOU NEVER GET BORED WITH IT
You would think that after one use, you would just put it in the cupboard and forget about it. WRONG! This little tube of joy will be in and out of your draw almost every night, I guarantee it.
With just a couple of pumps, using a water based lube you’ll wonder why you spent all these years without one.
And if you ever did get bored with it, the range they have is ridiculous. Not only can you buy multiple silicone sleeves that have all different kinds of textures, you can also buy a mouth, butt or vagina to smash things up a bit.
They even have a Fleshlight V-Stroker which is the latest fandangled technological advance in men’s masterbation. It basically hooks up with your PC to sync up the movements with the vagina, based on what’s happening on screen… can you believe that?!!
3. IT’S DISCREET
This is how the whole vagina in a cup came about. Fleshlight started as a discreet male masterbation toy. Meaning it looks like a flashlight, they also have them in fake beer cans too so you can leave it out!!
4. HELPS WITH YOUR STAMINA
Suffer from premature ejaculations? No problems. The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit is the ultimate stamina trainer. Once you use this badboy, you’ll be able to last as long as a pornstar when you get inside a real vagina.
It’s aim is to train your sensory nerve endings in your penis so that you’re “used” to the warm sensation of a pussy, thus training the mind to last a lot longer while you’re pounding away.

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